Well he tried.
As an aside, because I am contractually obligated under threat of sibling induced nerf dart attacks if I fail to comply, I am gonna drop a link to my brother’s Kickstarter as he’s trying to get an expansion funded for his card game Hipster. So if you are a card game playing type of person, you should check it out. And not only because it would save me from getting assaulted by koosh ball and elastic hairbands the next time I visit him.
…ok maybe a little bit because of that. *shifty eyes*